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What is Wrong With This Program?

The program or code is unintentionally doing exactly the wrong process perfectly most of the time.

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Why Do Hackers Like Boats

Phishing.

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What Does OOA Stand For?

Object Oriented Anonymous. An organization that helps cure OOOP (obsessive OOP).

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How Does a Child Class Informally Address Its Parent Class

Super

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What Does A Child Class Want Most From A Parent Class?

Inheritance

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What Did The Class Say to the Object?

Get over here this instance!

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What Did the Class Say to the Programmer?

What you do in public is your business, but what I do is private!

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What Did the Programmer Say to the Class?

I don’t like your methods.